im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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