All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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