Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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