I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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