i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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