You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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