you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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