We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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