It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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