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If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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