It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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