Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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