I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't think brook has ever known best
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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