It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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