Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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