KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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