I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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