drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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