I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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