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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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