So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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