just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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