doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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