I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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