She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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