All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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