well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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