Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
His nipple licking is glorious
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