I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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