no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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