Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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