Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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