So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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