Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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