"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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