3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
