I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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