Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Come share oat with me in your robe
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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