Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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