It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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