i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize