We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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