Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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