I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
