help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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