Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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