butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i already hear my dad disowning me
i would punch a child for taco bell
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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