are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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