I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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