he puts the penis in happiness.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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