she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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