just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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